The difference between ‘involvement’ and ‘commitment’ is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was ‘involved’ – the pig was ‘committed’. (unknown)

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. (Voltaire)

Political correctness is tyranny with manners. (Charlton Heston)

If you can’t get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you’d best teach it to dance. (George Bernard Shaw)